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Voicemail, 9/7

[nolitangere]

Hi Evan, it's Jack. Or I guess you already know from caller ID.

Anyway, I hope you're having a good Thursday. I wanted to say thank you for the Toblerone bars. I know they cost you a lot of money, so I hope you'll at least help me and Annie eat them. And thanks for all the other gifts, they were really thoughtful.

If you have time over the weekend, can I meet you for coffee? I have something I need to say to you, but it's not really for text or voicemail. It's nothing bad, so don't worry.

You don't need to respond, take your time to think if you're free to meet or not. I'll be by the picnic tables down at the lake around 3:00 on Saturday. Show up if you want to, don't show up if you don't. No hard feelings either way.

Bye.

DM, 9/27

[artificialgravity]

hungry?

DM, 9/27

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n o

DM, 9/27

[artificialgravity]

wow liar

DM, 9/27

[hulled]

Don't start.






Are you offering food?

DM, 9/27

[artificialgravity]

obviously

i'll get stuff takeout what do you want

DM, 9/27

[hulled]

Anything. Everything. I cleared out the fridge already.

DM, 9/27

[artificialgravity]

ok got it burger xl fries and a shake

DM, 9/27

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Chocolate please

DM, 9/27

[artificialgravity]

20m eta

DM, 9/27

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How's the raccoon

DM, 9/27

[artificialgravity]

sleepy

can i bring him over

he might try to steal fries

DM 9/27

[stophit]

where are you

DM 9/27

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None of your business.

DM 9/27

[stophit]

damn ok

DM 9/27

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what

DM 9/27

[stophit]

if you don't wanna talk to me, you don't wanna talk to me. that's cool

DM 9/27

[hulled]

[...]

It's not you. It's just a whole lot of everything else. I feel like I'm super hot and I'm starving even though I cleaned out the fridge--I even ate this questionable frozen stew. Like, I ate it frozen. And I'm angry and I'm tired and I can't stand some of the people I work with.

DM 9/27

[stophit]

[...] do you want real food. like hot food. or ice cream i guess if you're too hot

and we don't need to talk or nothing, i can just hang out

DM 9/27

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Rye is coming over with some stuff. But I will never say no to you hanging out. Or pizza rolls. If you have pizza rolls.

DM 9/27

[stophit]

hey it's me. i've always got pizza rolls. and if you and rye don't mind, hell yeah i'll come over