Hiiii it's me
I know you can talk to animals but which is like.
The most asshole animal.
The one you like LEAST
I know you can talk to animals but which is like.
The most asshole animal.
The one you like LEAST
I've borrowed some pillows from the couch in the break room and left them under your desk. You'll thank me in the morning.
Hey Evan. You seemed a little down yesterday. And Scrap 100% flipped Rory off??? Everything good?
Evan. Why are you sleeping in the Research Building?
If Scrap wants to come wash windows with me tomorrow he can
[Following this.]
Evan, thank you. And why? Did you make that soup? It was pretty goodif that was the first time you ever tried making it. Also, why'd you run off?
Evan, thank you. And why? Did you make that soup? It was pretty good
All of the moles have been successfully reunited at the sanctuary. They're doing well, and have all been cleared by the on-site vet.
[a tote bag containing four labelled first aid kits: one each for the kitchen ("KITCHEN"), bathroom ("BATHROOM"), evan's bedroom ("EVAN"), and evan's roommate's bedroom ("ROOMIE"). they're catered to each room and essentials-only yet still somehow comprehensive?? and did he already have all of these things on hand?? don't ask questions, just accept it.
he also threw in a pocket knife and a roll of neon paracord. because they're also essentials.
a cloud sticky note inside the bag reads:]
he also threw in a pocket knife and a roll of neon paracord. because they're also essentials.
a cloud sticky note inside the bag reads:]
Evan,
C'mon.
xo
Rory
[a plain tote bag with a box of six assorted Obeigne donuts and an unsigned sticky note because he figures it's obvious:]
In case Chuck's sweet tooth was a genetic thing.
How are you feeling? Any pain? [...] Or unexpected keratinous features?
Edited (I think it's the 10th where you are but I honestly have no clue.) 2023-08-10 11:30 (UTC)
dude. what's going on with your whole thing
Edited (backdating this, hope that's ok) 2023-08-11 03:44 (UTC)
Hi Evan! I just wanted to say thank you for helping to make all those paper peonies for our engagement party. I didn't know you had or I would have thanked you sooner. It really meant a lot to me and it was kind of you to be a part of that.
Two pairs of compression socks, still in their wrapping but with the price cut off the tags, and a note. The note reads:
Hey Evan,
Your trip is coming up! Long flights can be kind of hard on the body. These should help. Have fun.
- Jack
Hey Evan,
Your trip is coming up! Long flights can be kind of hard on the body. These should help. Have fun.
- Jack


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