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I guess. He’s been really nice to me when he totally doesn’t have to. I just don’t want to lose that.

Hey, you can’t fault me for that. I love snakes and I love women. And on a scale of one to ten, she was like a 12. I don’t think I’m alone in that feel.

What do you mean next step?

he's nice bc you're cool as shit. like do you think he doesnt like you

i don't see it but i'm happy for all of you

next step like you love animals and you love women who are mean and scary. also you're like [...] kinda [...] turning into an animal

I'm literally the antithesis of cool. I microwaved an egg the other day and spent an hour on my tiptoes cleaning out the microwave.

~~I do like~~ [...]

wait, what?

dude i gotta get you a footstool

[...] i mean. [...] have you looked in the mirror

Or maybe I just shouldn't microwave things.

~~Ever?~~ ~~Yes~~ ~~What kind of a question is~~

~~Is this one of those weird~~

Ugh, I knew I should've made another appointment with Crysta. Don't look my mustache in the eyes, Sal. It has its secrets.

if they didn't want us to microwave things they shouldn't have put microwaves in our apartments

when you say mustache dyou mean the fuckin feathers growing outta your face

~~I don't know what that was. And if I wanted to talk about it, I would've~~ ~~It was a fluke~~ ~~I'm fine, don't wor~~ ~~Why'd you have to say it like~~

Maybe I can make illusions now, I don't know. Why does it matter to you, Sal?

cause you've never done that before. you saying this is normal

No. I’m saying that I have no idea what happened, it freaks me out, and I don’t want to focus on it.

Like, isn’t that why most of us are here? We’re freaks and we don’t want people staring at us.

[...] yeah

you're ok tho? does it hurt. i'm not gonna ask more questions after this but tell me to stfu if you want me to stfu

I’m sorry, Sal. I shouldn’t have snapped at you.

It does hurt. I guess if anyone’s allowed to ask questions, it’s you. It’s never happened before. I don’t know why or how it happened. I’m trying not to panic.

nah i deserved it. didn't mean to freak you out more

shit. have you like [.....] seen a doctor or whatever

I’ll ask Jack when I shake him down for dinner.

You okay??

~~if it's serious~~ ok. can't complain about how i did at evals

[...] you doing anything this weekend

Edited (his birthday is on Sunday) 2023-08-11 22:10 (UTC)

You killed it. I was proud of you! Am proud of you! I shouted 'That's my best friend!' but I don't think you heard me.

Only on Sunday. Are you doing anything?

they should rly pipe audience cheers directly into the training area. i was yelling for you too

nah. this time last year i was in iris jail lol so i feel like i should do smth but idk

Maybe they thought it would be distracting.

I still brought you cupcakes. Do you want to write ‘Spend the day with Evan’ on your calendar for Sunday?

or sad if you go out there and no one cheers for you. not a problem for ppl as kickass as me and you tho

dude. [...] don't have a calendar. just gonna have to remember i'm spending the day with evan on sunday

Everyone did an amazing job. I was really proud of you and Rye, though. You’re always who I cheer the loudest for, no matter the reason.

One year older, hopefully another year wiser. Just set a reminder on your phone like the rest of us.

thanks. we'll see what thornton says later. [...] also idk if it'd work but we could try using my powers on you

not too wise. but i ain't gonna forget

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